I pulled a new one today. Before I go into details, in my defense, my morning routine was a little bit off because a) I drove Greg into work because his car is in the shop and b) I was talked into (okay, I’ll admit it was 100% my idea) to bring Dunkin’ Donuts to our 9am staff meeting today. So, I remembered breakfast (my stomach couldn’t go 2 hours without anything in it), my gym bag, and even my lunch when we left. About 10 minutes down the road, I’d realized what I’d forgotten….my purse. Now ladies, I know you can relate to what a debacle this is. I had the list of what donuts everyone requested in that purse, as well as my wallet, cell phone, Chapstick, and contingency Maalox and Tylenol, not to mention many other items that I could require at any given point in a week, and often do.
There just wasn’t enough buffer time for me to backtrack and make it to the staff meeting on time and get the donuts. Knowing that there was always the risk that I could get stranded with car trouble and desperately require the use of my cell phone and AAA card, I did the logical thing. I decided in favor of the donuts and against going back for my purse. After all, I had Greg (who luckily had his wallet), a half tank of gas, and nowhere to go after work but the gym and home.
I quickly developed a plan to get some donut/contingency funds from the ATM with Greg’s card, which would cover me for the day. But as luck would have it, SunTrust quickly foiled that plan. They sent Greg a new check card this week and apparently changed his PIN without notification, which we discovered at the ATM trying to withdraw funds. Thus, we were forced to pull away from the cash dispenser empty handed. He gave me the $7 he had in his wallet (thinking that would cover the donuts) and at my request, his VISA, just in case. Well, thank goodness I took the credit card, because inflation is running rampant through Dunkin’ Donuts. A dozen donuts now cost $7.60 with tax, and without the credit card, I would’ve had to surrender one of the chocolate glazed….really the whole purpose for going to Dunkin’ in the first place.
Anyway, don’t ask me to borrow any money today or call me on my cell phone and expect me to answer. Don’t ask for a mint, some Visine, a slip of paper from my purse notebook, or even a pen. As for me, I’m just really glad I didn’t have my purse on the roof of my car when I left. At least I’ve got that going for me.